First of all... My session rates are on the Sessions page and Contact page. No, I do not give discounts or 30min sessions. You pay me for 1 hr min. If you want to know about the VIP program you may ask about that.
Next on the list... Is a list. I list everything that I offer for a paid session on the "gasp" Sessions page. So if you want to know what I offer, there it is. Don't ask me if I do x,y, or z because you did not see it on the list chances are the answer is No.
Third... When you call.. for Fucks sake leave a message or better yet a text. My life does not revolve around you or my phone. I am busy a lot and it is frequently not a good time for me to talk on the phone. I can get back with a person fairly quick with a text though. If I feel it is a genuine inquiry then I can make time to have you call and talk.
Last but not least... It states in several places that I do not participate in illegal activities. And if you ask during a session it will end right then and no refunds.
There is one more thing that is not explicitly stated anywhere but bears mentioning. I am not going to fly to LA or anywhere else a couple of months from when you call. I do not even entertain those calls unless you send me the plane tickets or money for tickets and hotel right then. And it better be first class and a damn nice hotel... and a car... 'cause this bitch has to be able to get around.OK rant over... for now.